On a recent visit to Antwerp, I had a fresh opportunity to disappoint my children. I knew this going in, and I did it anyway. In the end, however, their predicted lack of enthusiasm, even though it came to pass, turned out not to matter at all.
Let me explain.
The Object of the Quest
I am the inordinately proud father of two teenage boys who, as teenage boys are wont to do, are more interested in binge-watching the latest anime than going to a classical music performance. Still, I think it’s my job to expose them to a variety of cultural experiences, so that they can make up their own minds what to hold on to as they emerge into adulthood.
One of my own favorites in the classical repertoire is Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana—and that was the object of the little odyssey that led me, my wife and the kids to Antwerp (a 90-minute drive from our home town near Amsterdam).
Before I go on, a brief intermezzo. Just in case you’re unfamiliar with the music. This magnificent hour-long scenic cantata is based on the Carmina Burana (“Songs of Beuern”), a secular medieval collection of poems written in Latin, Middle High German, Old Provençal and Old French. 24 of these texts, dating back to the 11th, 12th and 13th centuries, were compiled by German composer Carl Orff into a libretto for the orchestral piece that has become his magnum opus. It premiered in 1937.
It’s one of those almost cinematic pull-out-all-the-stops compositions, and calls for a large orchestra; two full mixed choirs and one boys’ choir; three soloists (soprano, tenor and baritone); and additional tenor, baritone and bass soloists for some shorter solos.
If you’ve never heard the Carmina Burana, stop what you’re doing. Stop reading this. Just listen, if only to the first few minutes:
Our Trip to Antwerp
The reason I took the boys to Antwerp was that this particular concert of the Carmina Burana was accompanied by a dance performance. I thought: even if the music doesn’t captivate them, at least they’ll have something to watch. We left Holland the previous evening, had a late Belgian dinner, stayed at a hotel in the city center, and did some sightseeing and shopping the next morning before heading over to the matinee performance.
As it turned out, the dance was the actual centerpiece of the show, with the disappointingly smallish orchestra and choir performing Orff’s music as a soundtrack. For good measure, they’d also thrown in bits of Italian and Russian opera that I couldn’t identify but that certainly weren’t part of the original.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not belittling the efforts of the artists who did their best to entertain us that afternoon. It was a solid performance, well executed, and it served its purpose. I have tremendous respect for anyone who had the guts to get up on stage and offer up their art live to an audience. But… it was not the Carmina Burana into which I’d hoped to initiate my boys.
A Welcome Surprise
As I had expected, my resident anime experts weren’t instantaneously converted into classical music enthusiasts. Their post-performance reviews ranged from “it was okay” and “I’m not really into dance” to “some of the music was a bit scary” and “shall we go now?”. So far so predictable.
But then came the unexpected bit. There were no grumblings, no complaints, no mentions of other things they’d rather have done, no questions of why we had to drive all the way over here for this.
The boys were, to my delight, not evaluating the experience based on what it had offered them, but on what it meant to us, as a family. Even if this wasn’t their cup of Post-Millennial tea, they had still enjoyed, for its own sake, having undertaken a journey to share something that mattered to at least one of us. Well… whodathunkit?
Apparently, that’s how you disappoint your children and get away with it.
(Having said that, the fact that they had their own hotel room for the first time may just have had something to do with it as well.)
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