Category: Imaginary Quotations

đź’¬ What Are Imaginary Quotations?

Well…  My Dictionary of Imaginary Quotations is a collec­tion of things that nobody actu­ally ever said. In fact, the people who didn’t say them are imag­i­nary too!

You’ll find a new 100% certi­fied imag­i­nary quota­tion popping up here every week. Enjoy!

A Word about Quotes

Housekeeping / Imaginary Quotations

You may have noticed that the Imaginary Quotations’ attrib­uted authors are not only imag­i­nary. Some names (like Edward Inborough and Bernard de Roibaux) are simply made up, but many of them are a play on words. There have been sounda­likes like Freia Mynde (“free your mind”), anagrams like Ethan Dirges …