Welcome, Friendly Humans A salutation

Hello there. So you’ve stum­bled upon my little neck of the web. Fancy meeting me here! Please make your­self at home — we have a lot to talk about, think about, laugh about. This website, to borrow and butcher a phrase, is dedi­cated to the propo­si­tion that …

An Ode to Forgetting One’s AirPods

  A man and his dog. My dog and I. We walk the quotidian streets— a six-legged, leash-linked crea­ture on a synco­pated voyage of explo­ration. He scans a scenery invis­ible to me, of smells and sounds, soil and spit. I (the jaded one, the sapiens sapiens) already know …

Articles of Reason A manifesto of sorts

Full disclo­sure: I don’t get it. The thrill of the chase, the rush of adren­a­line, the excite­ment of action. My tempera­ment has always been better suited to a vita contem­pla­tiva than to a life of Sturm und Drang. I would rather lead an uneventful life …